[	Humeur	|	curious	]
[	Musique	|	"Get IT faster" by Jimmy Eat World	]

My demands of a man:

He must be between the ages of 20 and 25. Not older, and certainly not younger. Preferably 21-24, but you know, it's there for a give and take..

No virgins. I've done the virgin thing, and I just get no sexual enjoyment out of it. I mean, honestly. It's obvious why, but they suck. And it's more sexually frustrating than relieving. Plus, I can't be feeling like I'm running after another kid who doesn't know what the hell he's doing, teaching him stuff, guiding him. I need to be worshiped right now, kthnx. I am the one that needs pleasing, so I am not going to be playing Mrs. Sex Ed. to a virgin and put my pleasure on hold until he blooms into some seductive rose and then get one great night out of it to have him leave me to go show off the talents that I taught him. Nooo thanks.

However; I'd prefer someone with humble experience. Or not humble experience so much, as a humble demeanor surrounding their experience.. For example.. Without quoting my numbers here, because this entry is not private, though it is indeed more than one, I do not claim to be a sex guru or whatever.. I've done pretty much everything that wouldn't make your average 18 year old female cringe.. and maybe some things that would. But if a guy is more experienced than I am, particularly in areas that are areas that I will not venture into (i'm sure most females know what i'm talking about >.>), than I do not want to hear it. If you ask me, or suggest it more than the one time I tell you FUCK NO, I will drop you so fast you get whip lash, because i cannot stress it enough. I-Am-Sick-Of-Pricks-Asking-Me-For-That. It's gross, it's for couples who cannot have sex any other way and not-me. But anyways, my ideal guy would never deem me un-sexual just because i'm not a total ho bag like whomever would give him whatever it is that they did. If fact, let me just make it quite clear, I am not interested in any guy that finds it remotely kinky or sexually alluring when chicks take it up the ass. Anything else that falls within the borders of healthy physical intercourse, I'm good.. mostly.

Just don't fucking brag about it, complain that I don't do something enough or prefer something simple or whatever.. but the fact is, I'm me. So if you do, chances are you're a sick freak and I wouldn't like you anyways, because I really am kinky enough without having to get gross. Some shit just turns me off, dig ?

Now that I've gotten too close for your comfort I'm moving on to the part which is going to make most people hate me. Looks; Yes I do cater to preference. The fact is that some things I haven't really decided yet, but other things I really have. Really really have. U.U I absolutely believe that you must have dark hair. I don't hate, it's just that I find it hard for me to really become absorbed in fantasies with blondes. Even if it's just me sitting there thinking about non sexual, totally clothed, everyday life situations. I need a dark haired boy. I'm sorry, life has it's prejudices, you have some, let me have some. It gets worse though so hold on. I also prefer dark eyes. I don't care which color, they could be dark blue, dark green or brown. But I like deep, dark eyes. I don't think I want another brown eyed boyfriend though, but I am like violently attracted to guidos, big noses and eye brows and everything lol i'm not going to hide it haha. I think I'd like someone with blue or green eyes for once though.. my last boyfriend with blue eyes was AJ, and that was like four years ago. Wow. What else, oh weight. This is the worst part. I'm sorry, but I need a skinny guy. Not like morbidly skinny, that I hate. I really hate to say this because I am not exactly 'thin' myself, but I've dated a football player, 6'4'' and just a tad on the chubby side, and I slept with him, and it TOTALLY turned me off, like wow, no. I need a slight, harry potter seeker like body, mwa ha ha ha. I am really sorry and I feel like I need to go to hell now lol But yeah, Not anorexic, I want to see the muscle shapes, I want to see the hip and chest and back and arm contours... Like a size 32-35, kay ? I can almost feel the fucking trap door to hell opening under my ass, lmao. As far as height goes, I think I'd like someone around the same height as me.. maybe just a tad taller. So like, between 5'4'' to 5'9'' I want a shorty, I'm not sure why.. I guess I can take them tall.. it just seems so old hat. I'm going to redress the hair issue, only style not color. This is less important to me, but there are some things that I won't accept, but obviously can be changed, I mean it's hair.. I like Mohawks, I love mop heads, faux hawks.. whatever. I fucking. love. hair. If you have long hair that's unkempt and yucky, you'd better cut it before asking me out, lol. (I am such a bitch) If you have a mop head, it would need to be a length appropriate for your face, a shape appropriate, ect.. Your hair just basically has to look good with your face and style. Long hair, with no shape, or hair past the shoulders, is just gross. P.s. I like humble beards. They're manly. lol HUMBLE ones. Style; it's very important to me, you need to dress yourself, and well. I think I prefer the music scene, to be honest, like emo or punk or grunge (clean good looking grunge) or indie, i like preppy too, but chances are if you're preppy you won't like me, I don't think. I like skater too, always nice ;) Okay now that I really am going to hell.. I'm going to leave junkular preferences out of this. xD

Personality; Honest to God, you don't believe me, but this is my favorite part lol I have a few preferences that just need to be. They just need to be ! The looks can all be tweaked, some sacrificed (some) But this stuff is like, in ground. I just need it, ok !? 

Alright so my perfect guy, obviously, is good with kids. That is my number one necessity.. funny, somewhat intelligent (though not more than me, chill with that), going to college, or done with it, loyal and devoted (this shit really goes with out saying doesn't it ?) charming, sort of goofy, easily pleased.. I like guys that eat a lot lol, and never gain weight. >.> So they're absolutely not picky at all about their bodies, or any one else's for that matter. He could dress himself.. is not lazy, but is relatively relaxed and not easily stressed out. Obviously doesn't do any drugs, though drinks occasionally. Idc if he smokes. Hopefully has his own place, because that would make things way easier lol You know, doesn't bug me about my body, maybe even bugs me that I bug myself about my body >.> Obviously sweet, but not too too sweet. The occasional romantic.. I don't want a total homo. Someone slightly unorthodox and crass, lol. But who knows manners and is polite when needed. I'd like him to win opinion more with humor and wit than by being a total ass kisser. And of course, I have to be sexually attracted to him, another most important.